Google’s auto-complete shows fills out your search with the top questions that people ask.

This is pretty useful for SEO. It gives  you an idea of what people look for. But it also makes you wonder about people. They search for the oddest things.

So what do people wonder about their mother?
google-mother

Whoa. The only safe one is the capitalized, as in “Mother”. The rest are pretty bad.

What about your father?

google-father

None of those are good either.

Let’s see what the parents ask about their kids:

google-son

Nobody wonders if their son is normal?

What about darling daughter?

google-daughter

Well, at least there’s a few more choices. But few of them good.

What does the wife wonder about her husband?

google-husband

Suspicious, isn’t she?

And the husband’s thoughts about his wife?

google-wife

The fourth question “Is she in love with me?” is the first sincere question in this list. Which is followed by whether she will get the 401K money. Okay, that could be good (she’ll have something when he dies, which is considerate of  him) or bad (she’ll get her hands on it in a divorce).

What do Americans wonder about their girlfriends?

google-girlfriend

Poor guys.

And what do American girls wonder about their boyfriends?

google-boyfriend

Not good either.

Let’s go to the teacher:

google-teacher

After graduation, you have a boss. What do people ask about their boss?

google-boss

See? No change. Life is just like school, just more of it.

What about your coworkers?

google-coworker

So your co-workers are either flirting or on drugs? Or both?

google-lover

The last one is really funny.

Enough of people. What about the dog?

google-dog

Wait, nobody wonders if the dog is gay?

What about cat?

google-cat

It’s a bit nice that people wondered if their dogs and cats are happy. I hope they’re looking for ways to make them happier. But too bad nobody asked about that of their moms, dads, sons, daughters, or others.